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You know you’re a Potter's House kid when…

You know you’re a Potters House kid when…..you plan to start your diet after the three day fast.
You know you’re a Potters House kid when….you have Prescott Conference sermons on your I-pod.
You know you’re a Potters House kid when…..at the age of 5 you testify to everyone that God set you free from drugs and alcohol.
-Sean Wolfe, Potters House of Tyler TX.

You know you’re a Potters House kid when….you go through the electronic section at the store and are suddenly hypnotized and frozen because of the cartoons that are showing on the display TV.
-Naomi Martin, Potters House of Clovis NM .

You know you’re a Potters House kid when….you think anything other then K-Love is ungodly.
You know you’re a Potters House kid when….you think “shut up!” is a curse word
-Blake Downs, Potters House of Clovis NM .

You know you’re a Potters House kid when….you say you won’t go to the movies, yet you’ll watch eighty clips in row on the net.
-Erick Heckman, Potters House of Clovis NM .

You know you’re a Potters House kid when….the only magazine’s you’re allowed to read are: Better Homes, and: The Trumpet.
-Ryan Beaman, Potters House of Clovis NM

You know you’re a Potters House kid when….you know the meaning of words like “transgression”, “sanctification”, and “revelation” before entering kindergarten.
You know you’re a Potters House kid when….a “family vacation” usually means a trip to Prescott AZ.
-Olivia Garston, The Door of Tempe AZ.

You know you’re a Potters House kid when….your parents were either ex catholic, gang banger, hippie, or all three.
You know you’re a Potters House kid when…..you start speaking in tongues after you stub your toe or hit your thumb with a hammer..
You know you’re a Potters House kid when….you know what it means to be “sat down for a little bit”..
You know you’re a Potters House kid when….you think “Will and Grace” is a theological argument about mans free will Vs Gods Grace and plan of salvation.
-Jonathan Benninger, Tempe AZ.

You know you’re a Potters House kid when….you can tell your grandparents they're going to hell and not get spanked!
You know you’re a Potters House kid when….you are on the city bus and you yell at the parents of the brattiest kid you have ever seen, “ JUST SPANK HIM!!!”
-Laura Armijo, Potters House of Albuquerque NM .

You know you’re a Potters House kid when…you try to guess who’s going to pray for the offering before the pastor calls on him.
You know you’re a Potters House kid when…you know what “sent out” means, and at lest five of you’re friends have been.
You know you’re a Potters House kid when…you’re scared to death of “The Whistle!” (Sister Mitchell’s trademark)
-Hallie Morales, Potters House of Prescott AZ.

You know you’re a Potters House kid when…you’re traumatized for life because of the church’s haunted house scenes.
-Richard Beaman, Potters House of Clovis NM .

You know you’re a Potters House kid when…you’re not a JW or a Mormon, but you still go door to door telling people about God.
-Douglas Irby, Potters House of Clovis NM .

You know you’re a Potters House kid when…your teacher shows a movie at school and you’re the only one excited; all the other kids just want to go outside and play.
-Barbara, A PH kids mom; Potters House of Doming NM.

You know you’re a Potters House kid when....you don’t even bother asking your parents if you can go to prom (you already know the answer).
-Aimee Pine

You know you're a Potter's House kid when... a celebrity to you is Pastor Mitchell, Kevin Foley, Mark Aulson, Harold Warner, Richard Rubi, Paul Campo, Tom Payne, Joe Campbell, Greg Mitchell, or Paul Stevens.
-Bethany F; Potter's House of Yuma, AZ

You know you're a Potter's House kid when.... a two hour worship service sounds boring.
-Jessica Burns Potters House Santa Rosa, Ca

You know you're a Potter's House kid when...your kindergarten teacher is telling the class about Santa being real and bringing you presents, and you shout out loud "Santa's not real, he's dead!!"
-Jennifer Montano, Potter's House of Covina, Ca

You know you're a Potter's House kid when... you can sleep through your parent's rock band practice.
You know you're a Potter's House kid when...your friends and you try baptizing each other in the swimming pool!!
You know you're a Potter's House kid when... you consider your church family closer than your blood family!!
-Danielle Rodriguez, Potter's House , San Antonio, TX

You know you're a Potter's House kid when...you see a lunch table's alternate potential, preaching.
You know you're a Potter's House kid when...you have all your Saturdays booked for the rest of your life.
-Angel Lopez, potters house, Covina, ca.

You know you're a Potter's House kid when...you treat outreach flyers better than money!!!
-Vincent Montano, Santa Fe, NM

You know you’re a Potters House kid when.... you've never been to a theatre and you get so excited to go into the 3-D shows on theme parks like Disney or Sea World.
You know you’re a Potters House kid when.... you go to a restaurant and watch the TV screen like you've never seen one.
You know you’re a Potters House kid when.... you are used to stand at a corner downtown and scream about your past life in front of hundreds of people, even people from school.
-Dannia Padilla, La Casa del Alfarero, San Luis Mexico

You know you’re a PHK when…you try to get ‘high’ smoking alfalfa in someone’s back yard, and they happen to be ‘in ministry’ with you!
-Name withheld to protect the guilty…

You know you’re a Potters House kid when.... someone asks you what was the last 12 movies you've watched & you name: lay it down, the appointment, final exit, the boys, without reservation, the passion, fury to freedom, cross & the switchblade, a vow to cherish, all of the rapture videos, fly wheel, the climb which were all seen at the summer park outreaches.
You know you’re a Potters House kid when....you schedule your life around the church activities for the next 6 months.
You know you’re a Potters House kid when....you hand out more Christmas cards to church people then you do family.
You know you’re a Potters House kid when....you think cocaine & marijuana is powdered sugar & oregano in a zip lock bag used for drama skits.
You know you’re a Potters House kid when....you can say alcohol taste like horse pee even though you've never tried it cause Pastor Mitchell said so & you believe it & that's good enough.
You know you’re a Potters House kid when....you spend Halloween in the haunted house scaring the hell out of people instead of trick or treating.
You know you’re a Potters House kid when....you can sing all the words to father Abraham, pharaoh pharaoh, joy is the flag, somewhere in outer space, oh the best thing in life I ever did do was to take off the old robe & put on a new, 10 men went to spy on Canaan, I'm in the lords army, Jesus loves the little children, I'm outta bondage & into liberty but you have no idea what the top 10 worldly songs are.
You know you’re a Potters House kid when....you know what a Jesus people wedding is.
-Pamela Maiolo, Potters House of Prescott, AZ


You know you're a PHK when...you hear "they're locked in" or "we need to lock them in" and it doesn't scare you.
You know you're a PHK when...nothing gives you nightmares because you were a Haunted House victim from the age of 4.
You know you're a PHK when...you don't ask permission for the school dance, but you beg and beg to go to July Conference in Prescott (even though there's a no teenager rule)!
You know you're a PHK when...you're no longer offended when someone slams a door in your face.
You know you're a PHK when...you think it's normal to go to sleep at midnight but weird that friends at school have 8 o'clock bed times!
You know you're a PHK when...your passport is full but you still can't vote!
You know you're a PHK when...you have friends that have also never tried cigarettes or alcohol.
You know you're a PHK when...you married another PHK and had three yourself!!
-Rachel Heimberg Bangalore, India (Prescott, AZ)

You know you’re a PHK when…you know what ‘Mene Mene, Tekel Upharsin’ means, and it scares you to death.
You know you’re a PHK when…all of your favourite bands have never made an album and no one’s ever heard of them.
You know you’re a PHK when…you understand the preacher when he says ‘Signify with an uplifted hand’.
You know you’re a PHK when…you can fake a good Aussie accent, and not because you saw Steve Irwin on TV.
You know you’re a PHK when…you’re ‘in love’ with someone in another state, and you’re not lying.
You know you’re a PHK when…your idea of a great opportunity to pick up a date is a big white and yellow tent.
You know you’re a PHK when…someone talks about a ‘big split’ and you don’t immediately think of a soap opera.
You know you’re a PHK when...you get busted singing the ‘Veggie Tales’ theme song…in High School.
You know you’re a PHK when…Connie and Eugene are an integral part of your life.
You know you’re a PHK when…You really do know people from other continents.
-Jonathan Heimberg – Prescott/Vegas/Bangalore/What’s next?

You know you’re a PHK when… all I have to say is "keep talkin about me baby" and you know exactly what movie I quoted.
You know you’re a PHK when… When you think of "meat market" it has nothing to do with meat or a market.
You know you’re a PHK when… you were the head usher at the age of 5.
You know you’re a PHK when… people start asking what's wrong with you if your not married by the time your 18.
You know you’re a PHK when… you thought that you had grieved the Holy Spirit a couple of times!
You know you’re a PHK when… You have a couple of "I thought I got left behind" stories.
You know you’re a PHK when… when all you need is a hotel room with a TV in it and Your on vacation!
You know you’re a PHK when… You could speak in tongues before you could speak in full sentences.
You know you’re a PHK when… Dangerous humour is cracking cult Jokes.
You know you’re a PHK when… Every sickness is linked to a demon spirit.
You know you're a PHK when Grandma (sister) Mitchell has beat your butt...and your friends...and their friends...and their friends...and all your kids. And so has Betty Bronson!
-Deanndra Hallum (Rens), Prescott, Michigan, Tucson, Prescott, California, Prescott, New Mexico,....


You know you’re a PHK when… You can actually sit down and come up with a list of things that are different about you!
-Jeremiah Sawyer, Las Vegas NV

-You know you're a PHK when you start choking on something & your mom says, "Praise the Lord!" so you will raise your hands, dislodging whatever & open the airway back up.
Frostine Rens, Capetown, South Africa

YOU know your a PHK, when you have more fun and the best lasting memories spending the the holidays with your church family.
-Stephanie Montoya, Yuma, AZ